I have yet to find a girl who does not get upset when you spontaneously explode milky white liquid all over their face without a heads up.

Here is some footage of Steve Irwin working at his zoo with crocodiles. R.I.P. Steve.

This kid cries after he is hit with a pillow. What a wimp!

Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer goes nuts on stage at a company meeting.

This is what president bush would be like if he were black.

President Bush got drunk before a press conference.

This poor guys shoots himself in the chest with a nail gun on accident.