His dogs look scared shitless!
Dude got kicked in the stomach and his kidney exploded. Frankenstein was his doctor!
This is why you always need to check underneath public toilet seats!
Everyone knows, you never go full retard!
When life gives you lemons, puke the lemons out!
How the hell is he doing that? Total mind f*ck!
Even chimps can develop bad habits!
When a mud puddle forms the worms will come out to play.
For when you need to eat in a rush...