Never bring a bat to an axe fight...
Never take on a train because you wont win. Pure destruction!
She waited forever for a pony now she wont ever ride it again.
A Sailboat decides to cut off a ferry boat. Who do you think wins?
They both have some sweet moves but the little kid ends up owning this dude in a nice breakdance duel!
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".
This little guy is having a bit of a problem trying to eat a tomato.