If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
3...2...1...Blast Off! I think he took the corner a little too fast.
Right in the family jewels!
That's so fast you wouldn't even know if someone was making a move. Don't blink or you'll miss it.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
That was his kiss of death. Player goes into a rage.
Unless you want to take a nap on the concrete.
Check out this awesome play during a high school basketball game. Its a drawn up double alley-oop.
Receiver catches the ball. Receiver drops the ball. Other team recovers and heads down the field. Guy who recovered the fumble drops the ball. Guy who originally fumbled picks up the ball and runs back for a touchdown!