Take a seat, you just got owned!
What better way to start a hockey game then to throw the gloves off before the game even gets underway.
Your bike did, not sure about you...
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
3...2...1...Blast Off! I think he took the corner a little too fast.
Right in the family jewels!
That's so fast you wouldn't even know if someone was making a move. Don't blink or you'll miss it.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
That was his kiss of death. Player goes into a rage.
Unless you want to take a nap on the concrete.