If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
Time to get the hell out of dodge! Everybody runs for it.
Thats a pretty cool way to finish off a successful penalty kid. The dude got skillz!
Anybody was some free shirts? Nevermind...
Now that's how you make the highlight reel!
Here is a compilation of some really hard hits!