If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
What did they expect to happen?
An old woman got crushed when a fan jumped on top of her to catch a foul ball.
This takes the meaning of Couch Surfing to a whole new level!
His dad was clearly not impressed.
If this is how soccer really was I would probably watch it more often.
Faith in humanity is restored...
Back in his prime, Roy Jones Jr was a beast with his trickery and knockout skills.