A linebacker should have tackled him!
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
That will never happen again in his career.
Someone get this guy a water. He's probably dehydrated now.
Now you see him, now you don't.
This is the definition of getting schooled. Epic!
Now that's how you return a touchdown. Damn!
Wait a second, something doesn't look right here.
Time to get the hell out of dodge! Everybody runs for it.