He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.
Here's a giant compilation of military fails for your enjoyment.
This dude goes for a hockey check and gets instant karma.
Check out what happens when you squirt boiling hot water into freezing cold air.
Alex Shpetniy invents a fast loading rubber band machine gun that looks awesome.
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
The fence is in his way so he goes into Happy Gilmore mode.
Right in the family jewels!