Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Angry over a falling down fence.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.