I'm sure by now you have all seen what happens to boiling water when you throw it in the air at below freezing temperatures. What do you think would happen when you pee?
Drinking affects your balance.
Someone had a bit too much to drink.
Penguins and wedding dresses don't mix.
The wife wants his attention NOW, so he gives it to her. That will teach her to nag...
Someone get this dog a damn bowl of water!
The owner of a Ferrari parked in a handicapped spot so this guy decided to prank him good.
Dude got kicked in the stomach and his kidney exploded. Frankenstein was his doctor!
Electricity passes from one prick to another.
Miraculously a father and his son escape unharmed from a violent crash while stopped to take a pee. Next time pull over a little farther!