That's how you get clotheslined in epic fashion.
A crackhead picked the wrong guy to attack with a baseball bat.
How can you possibly miss those ramps?
He wasn't expecting that ninja move.
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The guy was just working on his boat when the reporter lost balance and sent him swimming. He's pissed!
I'm pretty sure he's going to suffocate in there.