That dunk was in your face! Literally...
Well I wasn't expecting that...
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
Fall asleep on the job in this country and you'll get dumped into the jungle.
Looking at a new apartment when a murderer goes on a rampage.
Here's a simple prank that you can try on your buddies. It worked on this idiot.
The bull never touched him and he still got all busted up.
How did that guy not catch on to the people scattering everywhere? That's usually a good sign to turn around.