Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...
He almost had it....well, maybe not.
Boy meets girl, Boy likes girl, Girl likes boy, Boy tosses girl into a ditch....
Look out below! Next time don't walk up a dirt bike path.
Whether this was done on purpose or not doesn't matter. If I have to sit in traffic so do you! Karma is a bitch!
Next time give better instructions.
That was not exactly an Olympic dismount.
Getting drunk and trying to ride a horse is not a good idea. Friends don't let friends drink and ride.
That cop belongs in the NFL. Nice tackle!