Watch to see if she says yes or not.
If you thought yesterdays blender accident was brutal then you ain't seen nothing yet...
Great way to knock yourself out!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
All the best news fails over the last month rolled into one compilation.
He almost had it....well, maybe not.
He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires don't mix well.
Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...