Rule #1 - Always make sure you hide the markers before you pass out drunk around your friends!
This is a triple fail. He wrecks his motorcycle. He wrecks his motorcycle in front of a hot chick. He wrecks his motorcycle while drunk with a cop across the street.
This is what Russians do for fun.
Tough guy takes a long nap.
A crackhead picked the wrong guy to attack with a baseball bat.
Probably about time to think of a different sport.
This is the reason why seat belts were invented!
You aren't going to win vs a pro arm wrestler no matter how big your muscles are. He gets toyed with.
The Walmart manager was half the size of him. WTF
A drunk Mexican couple decide to give a try at bull fighting.