That's what happens when you stand too close to the tracks!
Tasing yourself in the neck is one way to put you down.
A drunk guy spends so much energy trying to get over the fence when all of a sudden a little kid comes along...
Why you would want to do this is beyond me but he fails at flipping into a trash bin.
It's a little late but who cares. He makes some of the best fail compilations on the web. Here's all the best fails from March 2014.
He's writing tickets while blocking a driveway.
He's lucky to have friends like this...
Someone obviously wasn't happy with his officiating!