Visit any Denny's around 3am and this is a regular occurrence.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
A beer trolley full of women makes a perfect target.
This chick needs a boyfriend. nuff said.
And she gets bitten. What did you think would happen?
The dog was getting it on with this drunk girl.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned...
Unless you want an ass beating!
There is one word that really sets this guy off...
I'm willing to bet this guy is still a virgin!