I'm impressed in more ways then one.
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
WOW this girl can really let one out! She burps like 300lb man after chugging a beer! She is using coke to fuel those massive burps.
Some girl is dancing to the Barbie song while she is working out on a treadmill. You would think the people on each side would notice.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
I would say she is pretty close...
She kept asking for the leash, just so she could drop it and watch my dog run with it dragging behind him.
MTV is so much better in Russia!
Perhaps the worst singer on the planet.
Mom sprayed a little too much in her mouth!