How come this doesn't happen to me? All I get from Taco Bell is diarrhea.
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...
This boxer goes crazy over a lime.
That will be the last lemon he ever eats.
I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This might be the happiest guy on the planet.
Mind = Blown. Wait for it...
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.