They can either steal your pool water or let your house burn down. Easy choice!
The perfect way to roast a marshmallow or a stupid redneck.
Fourth of July in the good ole USA.
There was a fire and this news crew found the absolutely perfect person to ask about it. Live TV Gold!
He needed a haircut anyway.
The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
Kids just keep getting stupider. Hes lucky he didnt burn alive.
Good job horrifying the kids...
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
Sticking your head into a bucket of gasoline and lighting it isn't the smartest move on the planet.