I think it's time to quit the band...
She's currently the reigning kindergarten champion.
Not exactly what he had in mind. Wait for it...
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
The batter keeps screwing with the pitcher by calling timeout, so when a runner tries to score, the pitcher takes out his frustration on him.
Who needs a ball when you got chairs and tables!
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
This guy gets knocked out cold and keeps punching while lying on his back.