These guys can barely stand on their own two feet let alone fight each other.
Wait for it...wait for it...boom!
UFC is that much better in slow motion.
So that's how you become a ninja?
The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
The batter keeps screwing with the pitcher by calling timeout, so when a runner tries to score, the pitcher takes out his frustration on him.
A grumpy old man started something he couldn't finish.
Two old dudes still hold a grudge after all these years.
Don't try to sell ice cream on my block you punk ass. This is my turf!
Fighting with flares. Looks fun but probably not a good idea!