This has parenting fail written all over it.
That's going to leave a mark!
Hows your head feel after that?
Now you see him, now you don't.
Thank god for those boats or they would never be able to cross the street.
Good news is you're done painting for the day!
This is something you would find your kids doing, not dad...lol
There is a reason why you are supposed to light your fireworks outside! This is a good way to destroy your kitchen.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!