It sucks knowing in mid jump that you're about to get f*cked up.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
Another idiot trying to steal an iPad that is tethered to the counter.
I'm not sure what they were trying to do here?
It's raining birthday cakes in the arena.
Guess he isn't baking cookies tonight.
Next time try passing on the left instead.