Well things didn't go as planned and now he's recovering in the local...
I'm not sure that was a planned part of the play.
Time to visit the emergency room for a broken nose and some smashed teeth.
Did he really think he could chug a bottle of ranch dressing? FAIL
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
Was that supposed to be a stage dive?
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.
First rule of fight club, don't suck at fighting.
If kids are our future then we are doomed!