If you're going to get fancy then at least catch the damn ball.
So this guy decides to propose on national TV and gets denied.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
Well that didn't work out as planned.
How do you not realize land is dead ahead? Driving blindfolded???
Looks like he got too excited.
Walmart is host to all forms of life from rednecks to cross dressers to obese slobs.
That's one way to get road rash.
He can forget about having kids.