Don't use mom's glassware.
Tires are overrated anyway.
You should wear a helmet even if you're only riding a scooter!
That's the last time he'll be driving down to the docks.
Looks like he's going to have to learn the hard way.
Hockey player breaks school record plus some glass!
RAWR, You're not the king of the jungle yet...
He took an ambien before going on tv. Bad idea!