After multiple failed attempts he should have just given up.
The bull never touched him and he still got all busted up.
Instead of getting the hot tub they got a hole in the roof of their house.
Rookie drinker downs a huge beer funnel, then passes out, then almost dies.
A big woman can't seem to climb up the bouncy house to use the slide.
It's been done a 1000 times and 1000 times its always the same.
That's going to leave a mark!
This is what happens when a leapfrog stunt goes wrong.
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
Someone please explain to this guy how to use the rowing machine!