Breaking news or breaking ice?
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
Should of let the more experienced guy load the sled.
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!
Santa makes a surprise entrance right in the middle of a beer pong game!
Time to visit the emergency room for a broken nose and some smashed teeth.
These rednecks build a monster truck using a car body and drive it through some deep mud only to blow the engine!
The Barney Balloon Popped at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon carriers had a bit of problem with the wind.
Now you see him, now you don't.