The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
Well that didn't go as planned...lol
What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
It's raining birthday cakes in the arena.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
Looks like its a homerun to me!
That's what you get for yelling at the dogs even though they love to do this.
Is this what happened last Friday night???
That's going to leave a mark.