What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
That did not go as planned. FAIL
He sets his balls on fire as a result.
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
He can't figure out what's wrong with his new generator. It's too late now!
Don't light a match to look inside your gas tank...
He's going to need a hospital.
Do people get dumber by the minute? If you breakdown in the middle of the highway don't stand around like an idiot or this will happen...