He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
Your bike did, not sure about you...
He can forget about having kids.
Playing dead or just disappointed he got away?
Dumping water on the coach doesn't go so well on the basketball court.
At least he held on to the ring!
Don't stand in the water and grab your electric fishing pole. He wasn't the head of his class.
You gotta love when a fail turns into a win! Wait for it...
The crane operator almost took the ride of his life!