First rule of fight club, don't suck at fighting.
These guys are so wasted they can't stay on their feet. There's no way that tent is getting set up.
Another idiot on bath salts going nuts...
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
She don't know how to ride a motorcycle and takes off through the yard and into the fence.
Don't use mom's glassware.
This is why you don't mess around with PVC pipes and black powder. Not a good idea kids...unless you want to go blind.
Next stop...the hospital for some stitches.
Do not get in a fight with this guy unless you want to get your ass kicked...
If you're going to walk out in the middle of traffic then you deserve to get hit.