Stupid kid trying to knock other kids off their bikes and he falls out of the car.
There's only so many times you can smash your head with a giant brick.
Getting drunk and trying to ride a horse is not a good idea. Friends don't let friends drink and ride.
Beer and water slides don't mix.
Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
The only people more stupid then the guy running the wrong was are the idiots who tackled him. They would have gotten a safety...FAIL
The Barney Balloon Popped at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon carriers had a bit of problem with the wind.
The throttle got stuck on this guy's electric lawn mower.
Cool marine ceremony. But your supposed to catch the rifle when its thrown to you, not let it drop and break.