Wake up....Boom, Headshot!
At least the beer survived!
His brain clearly got rattled after that brutal crash.
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and...
Going to need something even bigger now!
The glass pan he was using isn't rated for that amount of direct heat.
He was so mesmerized by the twerking that he lost his balance.
Someone designed a robot to put ketchup on their hot dogs but it doesn't...
The captain don't give a f*ck!