Turns out Captain Awesome isn't all that awesome at all. Owned!
Superman would have made that jump. This guy is lucky he didn't shatter anything.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
That's what you get for trying to cut through everyone. She never had a chance.
Who the hell lets their baby play with a cobra???
This is the reason why playing with guns can be dangerous. If the gun went off 5 sec earlier it would have blown off his balls.
That is one huge rope swing to FAIL on.
Sometimes working out can be dangerous.
Someone get this guy a band-aid!
That's what you get for yelling at the dogs even though they love to do this.