Good news is you're done painting for the day!
You're not supposed to melt your face off!
They obviously never heard the phrase "Safety First".
That's one way to get road rash.
Can I have my hand back now? thx
He knocked the rest of his baby teeth out.
This woman gets desperate during a prank call over her recent drug test for a new job.
This is why you don't f*ck with fireworks. Leave it to the professionals or you will be wiping your ass with your other hand.
That surprised even me!!!