The bloody lightbulb guy from earlier this week is back with a frying pan. Maybe he's trying to knock some sense into himself?
Don't take base jumping lessons from this woman.
After all that, he put the ring on the wrong finger...Doh!!!
How do those shingles taste?
Women can't drive anything...
The forecast called for avalanches that day!
That's exactly how people accidentally shoot themselves or others when playing with guns.
Someone should be holding the ladder when its on icy ground.
A frustrated basketball player headbutts the hoop and paralyzes himself.
These guys can barely stand on their own two feet let alone fight each other.