How in dafuq does that happen???
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
Why would you ever want to do this???
Jack is whacked out of his mind after getting his wisdom teeth removed. I want what he had!
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Even though the cop is trying to keep a straight face he's still going to jail.