A Drunk Night cant change the facts.
Making Noise. This drunk chick smashes a reported with her bag at the night club.
This guy is hammered and cant ride his bike.
This redneck drives his tractor while very drunk.
He'll have a pretty good hangover in the morning.
He didn't make it very far.
A drunk Romanian thug grabs this poor old woman and starts swinging her around. WTF!
Keyword here is "attempts"...
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
Drunk Russian Bunk Bed Fail, That's going to leave a mark.