Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
Great way to knock yourself out!
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
He thought those tracks were abandoned.
Anyone want to donate a liver to this guy?
Why would you ever want to do this???
This is how Canadians crack open a beer.
He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires...
That was a win, too bad those shorts are fail.