The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
Now you see him, now you don't.
Top Bunk wins with a knockout!
He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires don't mix well.
This is how Canadians crack open a beer.
Those are some great friends to let their drunk buddy jump through a glass window.
This happened in my home state. A couple underage kids were drunk from a concert earlier in the day and one of them decided to ride the rail up the escalator but lost his balance.
That was a win, too bad those shorts are fail.