This snake is up for sale. Only $50,000 lol
Why do drunk people like to punch each other in the face?
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
They lost the tooth but gained the wisdom.
A squirrel was snacking on fermented pumpkins and got drunk.
They wake up the drunk kid and he falls off his seat.
Some drunk chick runs to the stall and knocks herself out.
This kid is so hammered he manages to knock himself out on a wall hand dryer.