Damn that was super fast. Now do a beer!
Dont try to fly an airplane when your drunk.
Jack is whacked out of his mind after getting his wisdom teeth removed. I want what he had!
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
That sux for his buddy!!!
How in dafuq does that happen???
This redneck drives his tractor while very drunk.
Watch out, it's going to blow!
It was the last drink he ever had...