Right in the family jewels!
Why would you ever want to do this???
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
A redneck gets tased when he ignores the cops warning and takes off on his lawn mower.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
This is how Canadians crack open a beer.
Great way to knock out some teeth!
Feed a guy 18 beers, mix in some dubstep and this is what you get.
It was the last drink he ever had...