These guys are so wasted they can't stay on their feet. There's no way that tent is getting set up.
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...
That how you make a drink with some some style.
Every wedding has one of these guys.
This is what happens when you drink a flaming shot.
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
Damn that was super fast. Now do a beer!
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.