It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
Someone get this dog a damn bowl of water!
Just trying to water her roses in this heat wave when all of a sudden...
Nice and quick way to get a buzz!
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Ever wonder what would happen if you drink coke and eat mentos?
Nobody gets burned and sh*t was everywhere so I call this a win.
I'm going to serenade all you...or not.
Somebody had a few too many!
A redneck gets tased when he ignores the cops warning and takes off on his lawn mower.