He clearly was not impressed.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
I bet you never thought a bunch of dildos falling could be so mesmerizing.
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
Sorry Ken, you just suck.
This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.