Motherly instincts kick in.
You were supposed to hold her you idiot!
RAWR, You're not the king of the jungle yet...
Try this trick out if your kid wont stop crying. Works every time.
Sounds like a pretty in depth conversation.
Leave me alone dog, i'm just trying to relax.
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie cant you see...sometimes your words just hypnotize me!
What the hell is that thing!
I would sh*t my pants if I saw this dude riding down my street. That's an epic costume!