Why in the hell would you get butt implants in the first place? From the looks of it, you already had a huge ass.
Why do drunk people like to punch each other in the face?
The motorcycle was a bit more powerful then he thought.
He picked the wrong neighborhood to mess around in.
This guy doesn't like getting kissed by other men.
Oops, gonna need a new street lamp.
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
Old guy gets a concussion.
Hope nobody was inside!!!