He don't have much time left on this earth...
You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?
See the results of channeling a lot of electricity through a sheet of plywood.
That splinter looks like it hurts!
I wish I could build cool stuff like this.
Even lumberjacks play dominoes in the woods.
Don't ever leave food around if your in bear country because they will smell it out no matter what!
This could have been a lot worse!
If a bear dances in the woods does anyone hear it?
If I saw a 1500 lb grizzly bear come at me I would be hauling ass too!